DURING A HIGH KARATE KICK WHICH IS WORSE THE SOUND OF CRACKING JOINTS...
Every Kung Fu and Karate practitioner spends ages putting themselves through warm up and stretching excercises before and after the training session so they can throw high thrusting, snapping,...
View ArticleTHE GOLDEN AGE OF GREASE GRISTLE N FAT WHEN CHOLESTEROL WAS AT IT'S HEIGHTS!
In the beginning when God gave Adam and part of his walking, talking ribcage, Eve a rent free patch of grass under a tree in the 'Garden of Eden' it must've been a very odd situation. They wouldn't...
View ArticleTHE DISCOVERY OF GRAVITATIONAL WAVES HAS CHANGED SCIENCE AND COST BILLIONS...
A little scruffy shaggy haied fellah in slippers ,puffing on a pipe gazing into the distance on a comfy couch sometime around the beginning of the century by the power of thought alone discovered and...
View ArticleTIM LEATHERBARROW....HAVE WE ALL RECOVERED FROM ANOTHER FESTIVE GUT-BUSTING;...
THE WISE MEN WISELY SCARPERED WEST WHEN THE STAR IN THE EAST FOLLOWED THEM !Well thats that!....Another gut-busting ; brain pickling fortnight over with as the festive gluttony and piss-up is now done...
View ArticleTIM LEATHERBARROW: DONALD TRUMP THE GORGON!!!....HAIR WITH MINDS OF ITS OWN...
The whole world hates the American presidential elections as they last , so it seems longer than the term that the existing president gets to spend in the White house after winning the last...
View ArticleONLY PRESIDENT FOR A FEW DAYS AND TERESA MAY FIRES A TRIDENT MISSLE AT 'OUR...
DONALD TRUMP RAISING 'THE WIG' !Ah well its happened! A certain MR DONALD TRUMP, A multi billion, trillion quinti- squillionaire of the parish of Manhatten New York has gone from being possibly the...
View ArticleTHE TELEVISION HOW IT HAS PINNED US TO THE COUCH FOR YEARS EVEN IF ITS RUBBISH!
Being a child of the 60's.....i grew up straining my eyes at a tiny screen inside a huge 2ft wide box that was 4ft deep, due to thosemassive cathode ray tubes and glass tubes that took about 20 minutes...
View ArticleTim Leatherbarrow: THE TELEVISION HOW IT HAS PINNED US TO THE COUCH FOR YEARS...
Tim Leatherbarrow: THE TELEVISION HOW IT HAS PINNED US TO THE COUCH FOR YEARS EVEN IF ITS RUBBISH!
View ArticleTHE STRAIN OF BEING TOTALLY RELAXED AND THE WORLD ARM WRESTLING...
In my younger days of early Karate training ,like all youngsters i wanted to be tough n' hard...
View ArticleFARMING AND THE WONDERFUL VARIETY OF ANIMAL DROPPINGS AVAILIABLE !
IN A TIME BEFORE DELIAH SMITH !!!In the good ol prehistoric primevil days 10,000,000 before they invented religion n' all the shit hit the fan for the rest of eternity...And the women looked like...
View ArticleFATHERS : REMEMBER WHEN DADS LOOKED LIKE DADS , BEFORE THE CARDIGAN MARKET...
Add caption.In the hierarchy of the average household and family, it goes along ....(1)The kids(2)The missus(3)The dog........................(4) The dad !The 'awl fellah does have influence ,but not...
View ArticleTRUTH; THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH LIES CHEATING N' DECEIT !....IT'S TRUTH...
People of the utmost moral standing ,like priests n' politicians are always preaching in the religious anp political pious way how the most important thing in life is 'THE TRUTH!'....Coming from...
View ArticleWATCH ODD PEOPLE....AS THE MOST EVIL DEADLY PEOPLE IN HISTORY WERE TOTAL...
Tkim jong un the new nutter on the block!Throughout history the world has been run by kings ,emperors, Fakirs ,etc ,all living in the lap of luxury ,but when they got bored called up the starving...
View ArticleWHEN ME MAM SAW ME GUZZLING GUINNESS DRAWING CARICATURES SHE KNEW I WAS A...
What did my ol' mam do to encourage my slide from grace into the dark dingy world of the cartoonist?.....In the beginning ,quite frankly ,not a lot !My dad was the fellah. He used to be a graphic...
View ArticleTATTY BYE ,DODDY (R.I.P.)
The king of comedy has popped his tickling sticks and gone to play possibly the only venue he has never played......KEN DODD is dead !They say you should never meet your heroes as you will undoubtedly...
View ArticleIS IT U.S. OR T.H.E.M.....FRIENDLY FIRE,COWBOYS, TRUMPS APPLE PIE N' LAND OF...
Ahhh our cousins across the pond !.....Americans , or as we affectionatly refer to them 'The Yanks !'They are an odd bunch . Relatively speaking only a few years ago a huge lump of land virtually...
View ArticleWWW. SOCIALMEDIA.@LOADOBOLLOX.MYARSE.COM
TWITTER - TWITTIFACTIONAHH HIS FIRST TEXT TO WWW.MUMMY@DADDY.COMTHEN N' NOW !It's ironical in a way that the most unsociable activity that the wonder of modern technology has given us is given the name...
View ArticleDID YOU KNOW FRIDAY WOULDNT GO NEAR ROBINSON CRUSOE ,BECAUSE HE HAD SHOCKIN'...
"No man is an island!".....So they do say ,never quite sure what it means ,but i'm sure its true ....Living alone may be considered as living as an island , shipwrecked aboard the desolate beach that...
View ArticleTHE LANGUAGE OF LOVE WAS WHEN THE CAVEMEN STARTED 'GRUNTING UP' THE WOMEN!
A way once upon a few million aeons ago when Homo's erectus had become his sapien !....(Have you ever had a sapien?)...Language was a series of snorts and grunts . It could be argued that the method of...
View ArticleGAWD!....WOT A PERFORMANCE !
"WOT A PERFORMANCE!".....A phrase that covers a myriad of sins and events. You might think of it as to do with show biz and the theatre ,but its life as a whole ,in fact anything you care to get...
View ArticleBEFORE I WIN THE WAR CAN I HAVE A STARBUCKS ?
The problem with the world is basically that everybody hates .....Everybody !....Esspecially people from anywhere else . As the world got bigger ,everywhere else got further, from neighbouring caves...
View ArticleREMEMBER WHEN NORMAL PEOPLE WERE CLOWNS, JESTERS AND LAUGHED?
As we all sitt huddled in our small empty rooms avoiding everybody so we wont get a virus pandemic named after a soft fizzy drink, in what is called in this day of 'buzz words ' and phrases ..SELF...
View ArticleTim Leatherbarrow: The moment Oprah went “WHOOPPEE !”
After the car crash interview with Meghan and Prince Harry one thing struck me how the mention of colour and the worlds ears prick and the utter in unrestrained joy “RACISM! Now your talking , Oprah...
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